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First day

2012-02-01T17:43:00.001-08:00

Ok its my first day n im so nervous sitting in d office. Lol.

Btw. Happy anniversary baby

Early morning.

2012-01-27T20:42:00.001-08:00

Pheww. I woke up really early today. Like at 7am. Back to bed n got up again now. Had some weird dream that i wad cooking chawanmushi for my sister. Lols. Now im craving for chawanmushi. I hope i still remember d recipe.

Anyways future music fest is soon. Weeeehuuu chemical brothers. Damn this country is so boring. Having chem bros is like wowww. Yayyyy cant wait.

I landed a new job. Weeeeeee. Something ive been looking for. Perfect.

Now time to go shoppingggggg

Ps: supre is having free shipping for the next 3 days. What else?! :p

Droid

2012-01-27T20:37:00.001-08:00

My ‘Droid bad, My ‘Droid hood My ‘Droid do stuff that your iPhone wish it could My ‘Droid bad, badder than yours My ‘Droid do stuff I can’t even put in words The service never stops, the apps don’t quit So fool pipe down you ain’t GOOGLIN’ SHIT!

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FML!!!!

2012-01-13T02:32:00.001-08:00

I want to go down on you & make you extremely happy. Then I want to come back up slowly & fuck you real good and hard... Yours truly, Gas Prices!!

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Hhhaaahhaaahaaaa!!!!!

2012-01-13T01:51:00.001-08:00

~~---joke----~~
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks intova house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the Guy out of the brand ties him to a chair,while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,kisses her on her neck,then gets up and goes to the bathroom.While he's in the bathroom, the husband tells the wife "listen,this guys an escaped convict,look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.I saw how he kissed you on the neck" if he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much it nauseates you.This Guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he will probably kill us. Be strong honey I love you. To which the wife responds."he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.He told me he was gay,thought you were cute,and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,I love you too!!"

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Good Morning

2012-01-04T19:08:00.000-08:00

A good morning to myself. Yes. Myself. Coz im soooo freaking sleepy n bored at the same time but my eyes wont shut.

Grrrrrr....

Finally my new house is gonna be ready next week. Then yippiiieeee. House party =D

Oh well gonna try to sleep again.
*listening to Nick warren balance*